OK, Mark Bittman’s blog had some recipe on lobster bisque and I already made lobster risotto this weekend, so I’ll make the “splatter-less squid” this weekend and holler at you then.
But, to keep momentum, I’m gonna talk about how much I hate Andrew Zimmern. You know this guy – he’s a whale of a man and looks like a pastel Uncle Fester. He has a show called Bizarre Foods on the Travel Channel.
I think some jerk-off at the network saw how amazing Bourdain did and said, “let’s get some snobby, fat guy to eat some crazy stuff.” Unfortunately, he doesn’t even eat bizarre foods, he eats what people in other country survive on and those dishes that, in many cases, are staples of their diet. Then when he eats the food he exclaims in front of the cooks and tribe how awful and bizarre it is. At least Bourdain has some class.
He probably smells like cold cuts and women’s deodorant. Sadly, I still watch this show and cant look away even though every minute or so I say, “whattadouche!” It’s like a car crash or an episode of the Hills or that video of that guy defending Britney Spears.
Pray for me.
I’m just trying to be honest…
Song for this post: Rick Astley “Never Gonna Give You Up”
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